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Bart Simpson
« poslato: Mart 20, 2008, 08:51:12 »
Rečenice Barta Simpsona

Svi oni koji gledaju Simpsone su primetili da Bart na pocetku svake epizode na tabli ispisuje razlicitu recenicu. Evo kompletnog spiska svih recenica:


THERE IS ALWAYS THE MUTE BUTTON
Dugme za iskljucenje tona uvek postoji

I WILL NOT WASTE CHALK
Necu traciti kredu

I WILL NOT SKATEBOARD IN THE HALLS
Necu voziti skejtbord po skolskim hodnicima

I WILL NOT BURP IN CLASS
Necu podrigivati u ucionici

I WILL NOT INSTIGATE REVOLUTION
Necu podsticati revoluciju

I WILL NOT DRAW NAKED LADIES IN CLASS
Necu crtati gole dame u ucionici

I DID NOT SEE ELVIS
Ja nisam video Elvisa

I WILL NOT CALL MY TEACHER "HOT CAKES"
Necu moju uciteljicu nazivati "dobrim parcetom"

GARLIC GUM IS NOT FUNNY
Zvakaca guma sa ukusom belog luka nije zabavna

THEY ARE LAUGHING AT ME, NOT WITH ME
Oni se smeju meni, ne sa mnom

I WILL NOT YELL "FIRE" IN A CROWDED CLASSROOM
Necu vikati "pozar" u prepunoj ucionici

I WILL NOT ENCOURAGE OTHERS TO FLY
Necu ohrabrivati druge da lete

I WILL NOT FAKE MY WAY THROUGH LIFE
Necu se tek tako "provuci" kroz zivot

TAR IS NOT A PLAYTHING
Katran nije stvar za igranje

I WILL NOT XEROX MY BUTT
Necu fotokopirati svoju zadnjicu

IT'S POTATO, NOT POTATOE
Kaze se paradajz, ne paradajiz

I WILL NOT TRADE PANTS WITH OTHERS
Necu sa drugima razmenjivati pantalone

I AM NOT A 32 YEAR OLD WOMAN
Ja nisam 32 godine stara zena

I WILL NOT DO THAT THING WITH MY TONGUE
Necu TO raditi sa svojim jezikom

I WILL NOT DRIVE THE PRINCIPAL'S CAR
Necu voziti direktorova kola

I WILL NOT PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO BART
Necu traziti od drugih da mi se zaklinju na vernost

I WILL NOT SELL SCHOOL PROPERTY
Necu prodavati skolsku imovinu

I WILL NOT CUT CORNERS
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Necu ici linijom manjeg otpora
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I WILL NOT GET VERY FAR WITH THIS ATTITUDE
Necu daleko stici sa ovakvim stavom

I WILL NOT MAKE FLATULENT NOISES IN CLASS
Necu na casu pustati zvuke kao da sam se najeo pasulja

I WILL NOT BELCH THE NATIONAL ANTHEM
Necu podrigivanjem interpretirati drzavnu himnu

I WILL NOT SELL LAND IN FLORIDA
Necu organizovati FONTO/igre na srecu

I WILL NOT GREASE THE MONKEY BARS
Necu podmazivati vratilo/razboj

WILL NOT HIDE BEHIND THE FIFTH AMENDMENT
INecu se skrivati iza Petog amandmana

I WILL NOT DO ANYTHING BAD EVER AGAIN
Necu vise nikada uraditi nista lose

I WILL NOT SHOW OFF
Necu se praviti vazan

I WILL NOT SLEEP THROUGH MY EDUCATION
Necu prespavati svoje skolovanje

I AM NOT A DENTIST
Ja nisam zubar

SPITWADS ARE NOT FREE SPEECH
Bljuvotine ne podpadaju pod slobodu govora

NOBODY LIKES SUNBURN SLAPPERS
Niko ne voli da ga pljeskaju po opekotinama od sunca

HIGH EXPLOSIVES AND SCHOOL DON'T MIX
Snazni eksplozivi i skola se ne mesaju

HAMSTERS CANNOT FLY
Hrcci ne lete

I WILL NOT BRIBE PRINCIPAL SKINNER
Necu podmicivati direktora Skinera

I WILL NOT SQUEAK CHALK
Necu skripati kredom dok pisem

I WILL FINISH WHAT I STA
Dovrsicu ono sto sam zapoc

"BART BUCKS" ARE NOT LEGAL TENDER
"Bartov dolar" nije legalna valuta

UNDERWEAR SHOULD BE WORN ON THE INSIDE
Donji ves treba nositi ispod odece

THE CHRISTMAS PAGEANT DOES NOT STINK
Svecane povorke nisu "zivi smor"

I WILL NOT TORMENT THE EMOTIONALLY FRAIL
Ne smem muciti emocionalno nezrele osobe

I WILL NOT CARVE GODS
Necu izmisljati nova bozanstva

I WILL NOT SPANK OTHERS
Necu cuskati druge

I WILL NOT AIM FOR THE HEAD
Necu ciljati u glavu

I WILL NOT BARF UNLESS I AM SICK
Povracacu samo kad mi bude bilo muka

I WILL NOT EXPOSE THE IGNORANCE OF THE FACULTY
Necu razotkrivati neznanje nastavnickog osoblja

I SAW NOTHING UNUSUAL IN THE TEACHER'S LOUNGE
Nisam video nista neobicno u uciteljskim prostorijama

I WILL NOT CONDUCT MY OWN FIREDRILLS
Necu izvoditi sopstvene pozarne vezbe

FUNNY NOISES ARE NOT FUNNY
"Smesni zvuci" nisu smesni

I WILL NOT SPIN THE TURTLE
Necu vrteti kornjacu (kao cigru)

I WILL NOT SNAP BRAS
Necu capiti duvacki instrument (bukvalan prevod?)

I WILL NOT FAKE SEIZURES
Necu lazirati srcane napade

THIS PUNISHMENT IS NOT BORING AND POINTLESS
Ova kazna nije dosadna i besciljna

MY NAME IS NOT DR. DEATH
Moje ime nije Dr. Smrt

I WILL NOT DEFAME NEW ORLEANS
Necu klevetati New Orleans

I WILL NOT PRESCRIBE MEDICATION
Necu izdavati recepte za lekove (prepisivati lekove)

I WILL NOT BURY THE NEW KID
Necu zakopavati novog klinca

I WILL NOT TEACH OTHERS TO FLY
Necu uciti druge da lete

I WILL NOT BRING SHEEP TO CLASS
Necu dovoditi ovcu u razred

A BURP IS NOT AN ANSWER
Podrigivanje nije odgovor

TEACHER IS NOT A LEPER
Ucitelj nije gubavac

COFFEE IS NOT A DRINK FOR KIDS
Kafa nije pice za decu

I WILL NOT EAT THINGS FOR MONEY
Necu jesti stvari za novac

I WILL NOT YELL "HE'S DEAD" DURING ROLL CALL
Necu za vreme skolske prozivke vikati "mrtav je"

THE PRINCIPAL'S TOUPEE IS NOT A FRISBEE
Direktorova perika nije frizbi

I WILL NOT CALL THE PRINCIPAL "STUPID HEAD"
Necu direktora zvati glupanom

GOLDFISH DON'T BOUNCE
Zlatne ribice ne odskacu od zemlje

MUD IS NOT ONE OF THE 4 FOOD GROUPS
Blato nije jedna od 4 osnovne grupe hrane

NO ONE IS INTERESTED IN MY UNDERPANTS
Nikog ne interesuju moje gace

I WILL NOT SELL MIRACLE CURES
Necu prodavati cudotvorne lekove

I WILL RETURN THE SEEING-EYE DOG
Vraticu slepcu njegovog psa-vodica

I DO NOT HAVE DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY
Ja nemam diplomatski imunitet

I WILL NOT CHARGE ADMISSION TO THE BATHROOM
Necu naplacivati ulaz u kupatilo

I WILL NEVER WIN AN EMMY
Nikada necu osvojiti EMI nagradu

THE CAFETERIA DEEP FRYER IS NOT A TOY
Friteza nije igracka

ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES BART A DULL BOY
Bart ce biti glup decko ako bude samo radio i ne bude se igrao

I WILL NOT SAY SPRINGFIELD JUST TO GET APPLAUSE
Necu govoriti Springfild samo da bih dobio aplauz

I AM NOT AUTHORIZED TO FIRE SUBSTITUTE TEACHERS
Nisam ovlascen da otpustam profesore koji su dosli kao zamena

MY HOMEWORK WAS NOT STOLEN BY A ONE-ARMED MAN
Moj domaci zadatak nije ukrao covek sa jednom rukom (aluzija na film "Begunac")

I WILL NOT GO NEAR THE KINDERGARTEN TURTLE
Necu prilaziti razrednoj kornjaci

I AM NOT DELIGHTFULLY SAUCY
Ja nisam predivno bezobrazan

ORGAN TRANSPLANTS ARE BEST LEFT TO THE PROFESSIONALS
Transplantaciju organa najbolje je ostaviti profesionalcima

THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE DOES NOT END WITH HAIL SATAN
Svecana zakletva ne zavrsava se recima "...tako mi Djavo pomogao"

I WILL NOT CELEBRATE MEANINGLESS MILESTONES
Necu obelezavati besmislene jubileje (prvi put korisceno u stotoj epizodi)

THERE ARE PLENTY OF BUSINESSES LIKE SHOW BUSINESS
Ima mnogo dobrih biznisa kao sto je soubiznis

I WILL NOT RE-TRANSMIT WITHOUT THE EXPRESS PERMISSION OF MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL
Necu prikazivati odlozene snimke utakmica bez izricite dozvole

FIVE DAYS IS NOT TOO LONG TO WAIT FOR A GUN
Nije predugo cekati pet dana na pistolj

BEANS ARE NEITHER FRUIT NOR MUSICAL
Pasulj niti je voce niti je muzikalan

NO ONE IS INTERESTED IN MY UNDERWEAR
Nikog ne interesuje moj donji ves

I WILL NOT USE ABBREV.
Necu koristiti skr.

I AM NOT THE REINCARNATION OF SAMMY DAVIS, JR
Ja nisam reinkarnacija Semi Dejvisa Dzuniora

I WILL NOT SEND LARD THROUGH THE MAIL
Necu slati salo (mast) postom

I WILL NOT DISSECT THINGS UNLESS INSTRUCTED
Necu secirati stvari osim ako mi to ne narede

I WILL NOT WHITTLE HALL PASSES OUT OF SOAP
Necu mazati skolske hodnike sapunom

RALPH WONT "MORPH" IF YOU SQUEEZE HIM HARD ENOUGH
Ralf se nece "morfovati" ako ga stegnes dovoljno jako

ADDING "JUST KIDDING" DOESN'T MAKE IT OK TO MAKE FUN OF THE PRINCIPAL
Dodavanje reci "samo sam se salio" ne znaci da je u redu ismevati direktora

"BAGMAN" IS NOT A LEGITIMATE CAREER CHOICE
Prosjacenje nije profesija

CURSIVE HANDWRITING DOES NOT MEAN WHAT I THINK IT DOES
Iskosena slova ne znace ono sto sam mislio

NEXT TIME IT COULD BE ME ON THE SCAFFOLDING
Sledeci put bih ja mogao pasti sa tih skela

I WILL NOT HANG DONUTS ON MY PERSON
Necu kaciti krofne na sebe

I WILL REMEMBER TO TAKE MY MEDICATION
Seticu se da popijem svoj lek

I WILL NOT STRUT AROUND LIKE I OWN THE PLACE
Necu se sepuriti unaokolo kao da je sve moje

THE GOOD HUMOR MAN CAN ONLY BE PUSHED SO FAR
Osobu sa dobrim smislom za humor mozes zadirkivati samo do neke granice

I DO NOT HAVE POWER OF ATTORNEY OVER FIRST GRADERS
Nemam pravo da advokatisem za najmladje ucenike

NERVE GAS IS NOT A TOY
Nervni gas nije igracka

I WILL NOT MOCK MRS. DUMBFACE
Necu se rugati gospodji Tupoglavoj

THE FIRST AMENDMENT DOES NOT COVER BURPING
Podrigivanje ne spada u slobodu govora

THIS IS NOT A CLUE... OR IS IT?
Ovo ne znaci bas nista... ili znaci?

I WILL NOT COMPLAIN ABOUT THE SOLUTION WHEN I HEAR IT
Necu se zaliti na odluku kada je cujem

"BEWITCHED" DOES NOT PROMOTE SATANISM
Satan Panonski ne promovise satanizam

I AM NOT A LEAN MEAN SPITTING MACHINE
Ja nisam opaka masina za pljuvanje

NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR FROM MY ARMPITS
Niko ne zeli da slusa zvuke koje pravim svojim pazuhom

THE BOYS ROOM IS NOT A WATERPARK
Muski WC nije zabavni park

INDIAN BURNS ARE NOT OUR CULTURAL HERITAGE
Spaljivanje indijanaca nije kulturno nasledje

WEDGIES ARE UNHEALTHY FOR CHILDREN AND OTHER THINGS
Fora iz crtaca "Maska" - kada Bart navuce nekome gace preko glave

I WILL STOP TALKING ABOUT THE TWELVE INCH PIANIST
Prestacu da govorim o "Twelve inch pianist"

I AM NOT CERTIFIED TO REMOVE ASBESTOS
Nisam ovlascen da uklanjam azbest

I DID NOT LEARN EVERYTHING I NEEDED TO KNOW IN KINDERGARTEN
Nisam u vrticu naucio sve sto treba da znam

I WILL ONLY DO THIS ONCE A YEAR
Ovo cu raditi samo jednim godisnje

THE TRUTH IS NOT OUT THERE
Istina nije negde tamo

I AM NOT LICENSED TO DO ANYTHING
Nisam ovlascen da bilo sta radim

I WILL NOT HIDE THE TEACHER'S MEDICINE
Necu sakrivati uciteljeve lekove

I AM NOT MY LONG LOST TWIN
Ja nisam svoj davno nestali brat blizanac

FIRE DRILL DOES NOT DEMAND A FIRE
Pozarna vezba ne zahteva postojanje pozara

I WAS NOT TOLD TO DO THIS
Nisu mi rekli da radim ovo

I WILL NOT DEMAND WHAT I'M WORTH
Necu zahtevati ono cega sam vredan

I WILL NOT BLEACH THE FLAG
Necu izbeljivati zastavu

I WILL NOT EXAGGERATE ABOUT MY FATHER'S WEIGHT
Necu sa preterivanjem govoriti o tezini svog oca

EVERYONE IS GETTING TIRED ABOUT THAT RICHARD GERE STORY
Svima je vec dosadila ta prica o Ricardu Giru
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Re: Bart Simpson
« Odgovor #1 poslato: Mart 20, 2008, 12:10:28 »
Јадан Барт.